Colourful characters

Photo:Coopers in Baker Street, unknown date. Click on the image for a large version.

Coopers in Baker Street, unknown date. Click on the image for a large version.

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Photo:The shop is still a hairdressers owned by Julian who kindly posed for us

The shop is still a hairdressers owned by Julian who kindly posed for us

Photo by Tony Mould

Coopers for Haircuts
By David Bramwell

Wind your way down Baker Street in Brighton, and, believe me, nostalgic, syrupy saxophone melodies will be furthest from your mind. This noisy little thoroughfare, off the London Road, is home to a shoddy selection of shops and a cheesy tattoo parlour, and would be as insignificant as it is unglamorous, were it not for being home to one of the hairdressing world's best-kept secrets.

Not in the universe as we know it
Having been frozen in time for the last forty years, 'Coopers for Haircuts' no longer exists in the universe as we know it, but instead skulks in those dark shadowy corners normally reserved for nightmares, fevered visions and sketches from the League of Gentlemen.

Disturbing dolls' heads
I first stumbled across Cooper's many years ago by chance and remember gazing in the window in awe at the strange and disturbing dolls' heads sporting lopsided grey toupees, and the peeling and faded black and white photos of haircuts that would frighten your granny. A hand-written sign read 'haircuts 100p', and just inside I could make out the silhouette of a man who passed more than a casual resemblance to Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. I was, naturally, intrigued.

Mr Cooper is interview shy
Nine years later, the price may have gone up by 20p, but otherwise nothing seems to have changed. Unable to seduce Mr. Cooper into an interview, I met instead with aficionado to the cause and compere of the Comedy Dairy, Dave Mountfield, and asked him how he first became initiated into Mr. Cooper's lair.

A haircut there or a pudding bowl at home
It was about eleven years ago, it was a haircut there or a pudding bowl at home. The price was right, though I admit I was pulled in like people get pulled in by Devil worship: half out of fear and half out of curiosity. I guess I was seduced by his style hints from 1971 Vietnam war magazines, random press cuttings, cat wee-wee smell, and those strange, sinister dummy's heads.'

Colourful language
On the topic of Mr. Cooper himself, Dave expounded: 'He's just like any other 203 year old desert rat war veteran barber who charges a pound, offers an endless stream of invective about anything, and who cuts bits of your hair actually out of your head. And he swears like you wouldn't believe.'

Did he cut Montgomery's hair?
Two stories I had heard about Mr. Cooper were that he had once chased someone out of his salon for asking for a 'Mick Jagger', and that he had also cut Field Marshall Montgomery's hair in World War Two. I quizzed Dave about this. 'Well the bit about Montgomery is definitely true, he even has cuttings from the Evening Argus to prove it. It's ironic though, as many of his political views veer towards the away team on that one, if my memory serves me right. If you study photos of Rommel, the 'trim' looks eerily familiar. And yes, he does seem to take personal offence at hair that touches the collar, which he regards as 'long'. I also seem to remember him dribbling on a client's head once, but that could be just a malicious memory.'

Mr Cooper is camera shy
Having relayed a story of mine about being chased off by Mr. Cooper when filming a super8 Sci-Fi spoof outside his shop, I was not surprised when Dave revealed similar experiences. 'I once tried to make a film called 'Fishboy' with my friend Colin Fernandez. The theme of this now sadly deleted film was a young man evolving back into a fish to avoid an imminent nuclear war. In one climactic scene, Colin had to go and get his hair cut as a precursor to his dramatic reversion to fish form. High level talks were entered into with Mr Cooper and, after some tough bargaining, it was agreed that we could film in the shop, on the proviso that Colin actually had a haircut, and paid for it. A stiff price, but this was a labour of love for Colin and very much part of his cinematic vision. So, with some trepidation, Colin entered into his side of the deal. We got some lovely exterior shots through the window of Colin being subjected to Mr. Cooper's craft. However, we hit trouble as soon as we entered the door with the camera. Maybe he'd forgotten the deal we'd struck some three minutes earlier but when Mr. Cooper saw the camera enter the shop, he reacted a bit like a drug dealer being confronted at home by Roger Cook. He swore, he put his hand over the camera, and in no uncertain terms told us to desist and leave his place of business. But he insisted Colin stay for his gentleman's styling session. What really hurt is that he charged Colin an extra twenty pee as his hair was touching his collar which classed him as a "F..... hippy".'

Waiting for Hollywood to call
But on reflection he conceded: 'I think perhaps we just weren't good enough to do him and his establishment justice, and so he threw us out like the frauds we were. He's waiting for Hollywood to call, and he's probably got Scorsese or Stone at the top of a very demanding wish list of directors. You can't fault a man for having high standards.'

And finally, I wondered, if his hatred of anything below the collar was to be believed, whether the fairer sex played any part in his esteemed establishment. Well it's usually the more mature gentleman that go for the chop, but he does cut ladies hair according to his sign. Now that would be interesting...

Any takers ladies?

This is one of a series of articles by David Bramwell published in the Insight between 2001-2004. David Bramwell is the author of the Cheeky Guide to Brighton.
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This page was added on 13/08/2007.

Comments:

Newly arrived in Brighton in 1986, I had long, straight hair which from time to time simply needed its split ends chopped off rather than any fancy styling. Cooper's faded scale of charges did not include ladies' cuts so, somewhat gingerly as the place looked distinctly spit-and-sawdust blokey, I popped my head around the demon barber of Baker Street's door. "Do you cut womens hair?" I asked. A shocked silence instantly fell amongst the elderly Brylcreemed male customers. Mr Cooper's hackles visibly rose and battle-ready outrage was unambiguously conveyed through his taut upper body and facial expression. I did not await the invective which was clearly about to be unleashed but turned tail pronto.

By Ninka (23/05/2005)
Growing up in Brighton,Cooper's was always part of the urban landscape. It was a place that schoolboys of the Sixties were apt to loiter outside as the window carried copious faded signs for Durex! Aged about 17 I worked nearby and needing a haircut I went in one lunchtime....when I returned to work someone said "What happened to your hair? Did you go to Coopers?" I was then told that everyone went there..but usually only once. Over 35 years later I was able to buy at a Brighton Festival Open House a collage of images by Cutis Tappenden which contained amongst the London Road valley vignettes....pen and ink sketches of Mr Cooper. A real brighton character.
By Geoffrey Mead (11/10/2005)
My Dad must have been one of the few people who had his hair cut by Mr Cooper more than once. He always had his hair cut there. I think the main reason for going there was the fact that it was cheap. Bit of a skinflint my Dad!! I seem to remember the shop being there quite recently. ie in the last 10 years. Does anyone know when it actually closed?
By Marilyn Coates (15/12/2005)

My Mother took all six of us children, five girls and one boy, to Coopers for our hair cuts from the 1950s to late 60s. Mr Cooper would always say we had the wrong kind of hair to be long and all of us would leave with a short back and sides. It seemed to be the only way he could cut hair. Bless him.

By Marina Holmes (14/12/2006)

Sadly Mr Cooper is no longer with us. But he used to come over the open market or lean over the wall at the back of his shop which faced the open market, and used to ask the boys that worked there if they required anything for the weekend. I was never brave enough to enter his salon, but I had a relative who went there all the time. At the time the price was £1-00 which was always paid with a £1-00 coin and a 50p tip.When the price went up to £1-20 the same coins were tendered. Andy (Mr Cooper's name) remarked that the price had gone up to which the reply was that the tip had gone down. I did notice that the next few times he had a hair cut it was even stranger than usual!

By Neil Underhill (02/01/2007)

It was in fact 'Eisenhower' hair that Mr Cooper cut. It was during the war around D-Day.

By David Maynard (03/02/2007)

I had my hair cut ONCE at Coopers. I had lovely long hair and wanted it shaved off,(a girl just so you know) I was 14 at the time, I went to all the hairdressers and they would not do it, so being determined I went to the barber shop, Coopers, and said I want my hair shaved off. He did it without question, number 1. I loved it. My Dad however freaked out, I'm not too sure if my Dad went and tore a strip off Cooper or not.

By Fiona (25/03/2007)

I was the one who was expelled from 'Coopers For Cuts' but it wasn't a 'Mick Jagger'. I asked for a hair cut like 'Brian Jones' (it was the early 90s), he asked 'who?' I said 'you know, Brian Jones, from the Rolling Stones'. At which point a red mist decended over him, and he said 'GET OUT, I only cut MENS hair'

By Oliver Gili (10/05/2007)

Some interesting comments here about haircuts. Im interested in haircut stories from the past and would love to hear from Marina Holmes and Fiona who posted comments here. If you see this ladies could you contact me please at silver56uk@yahoo.co.uk I'd love to ask you a few things.  .

By John (28/06/2007)

In 1961 I lived over Cooper's, at 27 Baker Street; it was the only flat we could find at the time, £2-10 shillings a week. The radio would go on from time he got in at 0830am and would not go off until 0900pm. Yes we had some good times and bad time like all newly wed's do. One time we picked Mr Cooper up off the floor because his clippers would not cut as fast as he thought they should go and go a shock from them. Also the time when he painted the shop front pink; he painted the curtains and carpet pink as well and did not see anything wrong with that. Poor Mrs Cooper tried to wash the pink out. The big thing that people did not know about him was that he was a very kind man in his way. Yes he did perm women's hair in the evenings at the back of the shop. He told me that he started to cut hair in the army and he was over eighty when he past away.

By Tony (29/07/2007)

My great Aunt Alice (she won a competition for the fastest shave) was the first lady gentlemens' barber who owned a shop in Queen's Road, Brighton where she cut hair and shaved men with a cut throat razor.

By Chris Hunt (09/08/2007)

Once a month, on a Saturday morning, my father would drag my brother and I down to Cooper's 'salon' for a haircut. Most boys with an ounce of self-respect would have rebelled, but the bribe was a fish and chip lunch in the place just across the road from Cooper's (was it called Bardsley's?). Cooper's shop was the original haircut house of horrors. Crammed to eaves with condoms and curling photos of the same hairstyle, Mr. Cooper would shear his way through the day, asissted by the son that he endlessly bossed about. Cooper's was a legendary experience, we called it character building in our days. Nowadays they would call it insanity!

By Vernon Page (23/09/2007)

Ah - Coopers! I lived in the only house in Baker Street - student digs, between 1991-1992. Coopers always held a huge fascination to me - I was actually quite afraid of the place as it seemed to be stuck in some kind of timewarp. Faded yellow haircuts from the 1950s were pictured in the windows and yet we never saw anyone leave the shop with their hair anything like the styles depicted. My housemates and I used to walk on the other side of the road (even though our house was just a few doors down from Coopers and on the same side) as Mr Cooper used to fix us with a stern stair and slowly snip his scissors at us in a mildly menacing manner if our gaze should linger too long through his window. On the odd occasion I would be able to grab a few seconds of a good look, I would always be amazed at how shaky Mr Coopers hands were - and pray he didn't offer wet shaves to his customers. . . .. and customers there were - I never saw his barbers chair empty. How I miss little shops like this.

By Jo (10/08/2008)