The worst bit of Brighton is the beach. It’s not a beach, it’s all pebbles. Nobody’s got a right to call that a beach, in my opinion! It’s just full of people swigging beer and there isn’t any sand – a beach should have sand!
On a hot day, the seafront is too crowded and full of overpriced bars selling warm beer in plastic glasses to noisy people. Not a relaxing place to be.