A creepy place

“My worst place is the viaduct over New England Road. I really don’t like it because of the bird poo. Every time I go under it I think I’m going to get pooed on. Cycling under it, I’ve been hit by bird poo twice and I have to use that viaduct every day to get to and from work, so I really really dislike it.

Also, I was on the way back from a party one night and I was kerbcrawled under that viaduct, so I’ve always felt slightly unsafe.”